December 6, 1999
Flybynight Operation

The folks at NASA remind me of myself after a vacation: "Now what is this one? Is it that asteroid? No, maybe it's Mars."

"You mean the time we missed it because you had the cruise control set in kilometers instead of miles?"

"No, I thought it was the other time, when you forgot to put Heet in the tank and all the lines froze up.<">

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