October 21, 1999
Pushing All the Buttons

The County Commissioners, after again denying a request to place a creche on the courthouse lawn this Christmas, gave their approval to this seasonal display. "Everybody knows this courthouse is full of punkin-heads anyway," said a well-placed source. "If those danged fundamentalists don't like it, I hope their windows get soaped!"
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