July 9, 1999
At Last, a Voice of Reason

Out of the mouths of babes.... If 2-year-olds don't understand the script, you are in trouble! So, Little Billy (the dweeb!) has been sent packing with a pocket full of cookies. Stewie (the annoyingly precocious enfant terrible) should be on his way to Frostbite Falls by now. And the webmeister has been rehired at nearly double his old salary! (Hey, it's supposed to be "double or nothing", not "double nothing". Oh well!)
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