Who IS this bozo?!

July 5, 1999
Don't Rain on My Parade!

Cut it out, green-writing guy! It's my page now. Leave me alone! Don't be so mean!
Brilliant copy, kid. And you're late. What'd you do, stay up past your bedtime watching fireworks? Hey, remember that drug-store cowboy you had on yesterday? I hear they had to cart him out of the arena by ambulance. Way to go, kid.
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