February 22, 1999
Give Us This Day Our Daily TV

Cleverly-tuned arrays of aluminum tubing gather these feeble UHF rays, concentrating them, and feeding them into the brains of the inhabitants of this region. However, advertisers are losing patience with the poor efficiencies and transmission losses inherent in the retinal-feed method now employed. Soon to come: a direct neural connection!
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