We got so enthused with the equinoctial sun rays hitting the door, we decided to dig for treasure! But Mr. Phone-man was quite unpleasant. How was I supposed to know they had left all those wires down there? And then we dug into this big tank full of gooey, smelly stuff. Phew! And when I came in to wash up, none of the sinks would drain, for some strange reason. I tell you, this treasure hunting is not at all what it was made out to be!
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