September 18, 1998
Ma! It's Gold!

"Jack, you fool, that stuff ain't worth nothin. Leastwise you didn't bring back any of them 'Loonie' whatchamacallits ye brung last trip up. Why, we had to pay people to haul em away! Now, next time ye go up thar, chile, why don't ye bring back somethin sensible. Like xanthan, maybe, or beanie babies."

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