December 6, 2011
Elf Eggs?
A Free-range daycare kid, one of the new ones with the funny accents, came running in from the coop all excited that she had found "elf eggs". I patiently started to explain to her that elves aren't hatched. "No, mein Herr, I count them: eins, zwei, drei...." Never mind.

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