Now what do I do with this phone book? Looks as if the brave firemen have, for some reason I cannot fathom, decided to burn down Pendroy's landmark two-stall outhouse. Let's see, so far they've burned down our skyline-dominating elevators and now this. Thank God the schoolhouse and the Rose Room are made of brick!
I'm thinking the "V" in PVFD stands for "Vandal"...