It's been years since I've toted a leather billfold, relying instead on the sturdy duct-tape model crafted by a young Strange-Tripper. Recently though, I bought one of those Tyvek contraptions. Thought I'd do some experimentation over the weekend, so empty bags of charcoal, chicken feed, dog food, all were fair game.
What's that you say? "Patent infringement"? Hey, we don't put no stinking fringes on 'em! And "patent"; you mean like patent leather? No man, there's no leather here! Why don't you crazy big-city lawyers learn how to say what you mean??!