September 21, 2010
Moo Not Gently Into That Good Night...
While Dr. Hornschnabel loves a good Angus T-Bone as much as anyone, he has grown concerned over the prospect of these black beasts roving the highways at night. Aha! With modern genetic technology it must be a simple matter to introduce phosphorescent genes from a jellyfish! Results so far have been mixed. A few of the cows, especially the white ones, do sort of glow a little bit. But the meat stings the tongue. Recearch continues.

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