Whoa there, pardner, just two squares, okay? Then wash those hands, slow now, keep 'em where I can see 'em. Alright, move on, but don't try anything smart.
Hey, with 225 port-a-potties on-site at the Calgary Folk Music Festival, someone's got to keep it all in order! At least we get to wear these nifty hats we found at the Stampede last weekend....