May 11, 2009
Cry Me A River
Certain plumbing misadventures in this rental house left behind "a few" leaks. The tenant craftily devised a river channel out of tin foil to conduct the water to a nearby drain. That's my kind of tenant!

"Hmmm", said the landlord, "how about, instead of going to all the hassle and expense of fixing those leaks, I just get you some pretty rocks to go in there? Maybe a few little fake palm trees, yeah, and a turtle! Heck, I'll even throw in a lawn chair so you can sit back here in the utility room and enjoy it? Whadda ya say?"

That's my kind of landlord! Sigh... I'll get the wrenches.

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