March 14, 2008
Can you play "Quietly and Far Away"?
Q  What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A  You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q  If you drop an accordion and a set of bagpipes off a 20-storey building, which one hits the ground first?
A  Who cares?

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