August 24, 2007
Avian CSI
A Strange-Tripper specializes in investigating the cause of death of songbirds. So I asked him what did this Wilson's Warbler in.

That cat over there.

How do you know that?

Saw him do it. Took the bird out of his mouth.

So why the big investigation?

Hey, it's fun playing with these tools, man! Hand me those calipers....

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