April 7, 2006
The entire universe was, as is well-known, created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This theory is irrefutable, as is the logical correlation of global warming with the decline in the numbers of pirates. Therefore, I am at a loss as to why our schools are not teaching these concepts to our children. Please visit the FSM site for a letter which you may forward to your local school board. Deus ex maccaroni.

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