May 19, 2005
Fun Guy
Being a tree wouldn't really be a whole lot of fun. Woodpeckers drilling holes in the skin, squirrels running up and down, deer stripping off bark; that whole seasonal identity crisis thing with the leaves off, leaves on, leaves off, leaves on... What's with that, anyway? Now you've gotta put up with some unmentionable fungal growth like this? Give me a break! Hey, you Strange Trippers are free to draw eyes etc. onto this thing! I know that many of you aren't allowed sharp objects, but crayons will work just fine...
*Harvest View
*Best of Today
*Wayback Machine
*How Do I?
*Today in History
*Calvin and Hobbes