April 9, 2005
Pope Stanislaus I
Well, looks like it's time to choose a new Pope. One of our Strange Trippers suggested Stan Musial for the job.

"Why?", asked I.

"Well, it seems a no-brainer:

  • He's Polish;
  • He's a Cardinal;
  • He already has a lot of red hats;
  • And a lifetime batting average of .331 doesn't hurt his chances either...."
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