You know, I've always read in the political articles about "influenza peddlers", and they seem to be admired — perhaps somewhat feared — yet given a grudging respect. Hey, why don't they do something about these clowns? This is not a pretty sight, turning our normally rambunctious children into listless, fevered, coughing and puking zombies. Why the kids would buy this stuff in the first place, I cannot guess.
What's that you say? "Influence" peddlers? Okay, never mind.