May 2, 2004
Low Voltage
Awww, he's no fun, he fell right over! Actually, it was rumoured to be one of Dr. Hornschnabel's experiments, whereby electricity would be economically transmitted through rural areas via the existing grid of barbed-wire fences, with the added benefit of keeping all of those mad cows safely on their side. However, theory had to yield to practicality, and the poles arighted, after several of the critters were transformed to instant barbecue-on-the-hoof (which the good Doctor pronounced to be "sehr schmeckable!").
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