The guy up ahead, whose window sticker proclaimed him to be a lover of Alberta beef, had confiscated not a nice juicy T-Bone, but rather a plastic bag of nectarines. Nectarines! So when my turn came round, I asked the customs guy if there was some sort of list of banned produce.
"Not really", he said, "because it changes all the time."
Right, like what's on your shopping list that day, eh?
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