February 13, 2003
Short Shrift

Welcome to the Utterly-Backward Middling School Science Fair. It's 5:00 pm, I had to leave work early to get here, and 90 percent of the exhibits have already been folded up and taken home. I suppose the gym floor was needed for something more important than showing off the projects into which these kids poured long hours of work and creativity.

"Academics? Hey, get out of here with that radical nonsense!"

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