December 25, 2001
Grinchiest of All

Submissions to the "Grinchiest Christmas" contest were seriously lacking (ie, nobody bothered....) However, we do have a "winner"; this Loyal Reader took such a Strange Trip that the nurses would not even allow me into the Intensive Care Unit to take his photo. Perhaps when he is able to chew solid food, or even open his eyes, we will get him his Fabulous Prize.

Hey folks, you wanna drink, okay. You wanna get drunk, that's your call. You wanna drive drunk, think again. And if anybody wants to invoke their favourite deity to intercede in assisting our friend to a speedy recovery, that would be cool....

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