You know how one year in a dog's life is supposed to equal seven human years? See how fast these jolly jack o'lanterns age between Hallowe'en and Thanksgiving? Now think about that pumpkin pie on the Thanksgiving table. Hmmmmnmn.... Is that why Canada had Thanksgiving a month ago?
Bonus ponder: Think about how the hair on the top of your head is growing "a little thinner" each year. Is this what is going to happen to your head when you reach this many pumpkin years?......
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