October 31, 2001
I Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

How many noble Cucurbitae cousins must perish, their viscera laid cruelly upon a newspaper, stabbed with knives and various instruments, sliced and carved, then slowly, painfully roasted from the inside out? Arise, arise, ye squash, ye pumpkins! United we must stand against this slaughter, or surely we must perish separately. Orange is beautiful!
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