August 11, 2001
Finger-Lickin' Good!

This is to commemorate the opening of yet another soul-less, plastic cookie-cutter chain restaurant out here in the hinterlands. Enjoy, folks. Me, I'll continue to eat at the local greasy-spoon, where at least I know the rascals who are taking my hard-earned cash in exchange for poor food and slow service.

Just kidding, J.R.

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