Back in the wild and wooly old days, they used to grease up a grizzly bear and chase it around at Dupuyer's Grizzly Day celebration. After running out of entrants, somebody told the town fathers that porkers and bears are sort of second cousins, so things are a little tamer nowadays.
My boy is still sulking at being aced out in his heat by a "danged girl"....
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