Don't touch that dial! You don't understand how radio works. Oh, you mean the old Same Place. It's right out back. Stop! Put down that pickle! Follow the yellow rubber line to your seat. I'd like to order a large pizza - and no anchovies!
If any of this has made any sense to you, then you are a bozo, or at least an artichoke....
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