January 5, 2001
Off to a good start....

We interrupt this nonsense for an important message from the Public Safety Commission:
Why in the heck do you think they made the safety guard in the first place, moron?

And from your mother:
You're lucky that wasn't your fingers! I told you to be careful with sharp things like that! Now eat your vegetables...

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