January 4, 2001
Di-Mithium Crystals?

Stardate 20874.7231
We apparently have overshot our goal by some unknown number of years. Commander Data has conceived a plan for fueling the ship with "Mist"--an early-day Earth concoction made by fermenting the digestive wastes of various domestic animals. While on a reconnaisance mission to one of the "Gasthäuse", I was informed by a native that this substance also has certain powers as a hair-restorative.

Make it so.

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