June 8, 2000
School's Out Forever!

Ah, if only the unbridled energy of tens of thousands of children suddenly loosed from their scholarly shackles could be turned towards a contribution to the Gross National Product.....

Well, it never worked in Aunt Polly's day, and it ain't workin' now! So let's just jump on this thing all night. Bedtime? Never heard of it! Dishes and fences? Wash and whitewash? Hah!

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