March 3, 2000
Stovetop Dyslexia

Hey, I get the correct burner turned on at least 80% of the time. Well, prior to the first morning cuppa, maybe 20%.... My wife's concept of a pristine stove with cute little painted burner covers does not mesh well with this malady. Visitors are sometimes alarmed at being met at the door by a flaming frisbee on its way out.
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