January 21, 2000
Let My Feet Be a Lamp Unto the World...

Any fans of the movie Christmas Story out there? Here's the Bynum version: See, Katy (proprietress of Katy's Wildlife Sanctuary) bets her refrigeration repairman that she can quit smoking. Despite resort to "the patch", she can't. The stakes? Her artificial leg! It makes a nice souvenir. But he grumbles that the amputation was too low: He'd really prefer a floor lamp to a table lamp....
Harvest View
Best of Today
----> Wayback Machine
How Do I?
A Whole Year?!
Today in History
Today in Rock and Roll